Thursday, October 30, 2008

LONDON Bridges gone BE fallin down....

I am leaving for London tomorrow @10am. It's a 10 hr flight from Dallas, so you know I am about to get my Nyquil game up!!! I am going for work, yet if you know me, then you know I will find time to crack a lil bit!! Cause that's how I do!!
There are too many Jamaicans in the area not to have an oxtail plate with a lil GingerPine and a Red Stripe and a CLASH or a SOUND!! Somewhere, DAYUM!! You know how they do!!!

Can you believe the police or the Bobbies, as they are called don't even carry a gun!! They have a whistle and a big ass hat! Now you and I both know if the Bobbies were here in the US, they would get the asses tapped, DAILY!!

But I guess that's just one of the things that differentiate use from them! We carry GUNS, Knives, Pepper Spray, Hammers with towels in the trunk (That's some whole otha shyt!!!)

And we are not even police officers!! ;0

See you when I get back,
Cheerz

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I ain't OPRAH, but here are a few thangs I Know Fa SHO!!!




1. We all have baggage. The question is: What baggage can you deal with?

2. Momma's baby, daddy's maybe. uuunnnhhhhuh

3. There is always sunshine after the rain, always.

4. Stupid is, as stupid does.

5. Don't let nobody tell you, You ain't all that. If they do tell them to kiss yo a@&!!!

6. It's almost income tax time, take half of that and put it up for a rainy day remember and remember line #4. You can be your own Sunshine.

7. Once released words are out there, so think before you speak

8. Make sure you do your dirt on you own, why we always need a damn witness!!??!? talk too much!!

9. Tight jeans just give you a MUFFIN TOP or a DUNLAP, so unless you plan on wearing them as legg warmers, please get THE RIGHT SIZE!!!

10. Never accept a check from my Auntie Pam, that's all I am going to say about dat!!!

11. There is a difference in being a Escort and just being a hoe that likes to CRUSH Alot!! like yo cousin TEE-TEE!! It ain't cute!

See, I feel betta already! Now what is it that you know FA SHO!!! Holla@ ME!