Your Bread & Butta!!!

Now, I was just listening to an old Beenie Siegal song with that exact title. Now exactly what does it mean to let a Neer be your Bread and Buttah, you may ask?? That means he is the Chix Wings and/or the Gizzards and the Hot Sauce, the Greens and the smoked meat, the car and the gas, the RED Kool Aid and the SUGAR!!!
Awww Damn!! I know, I know, you ain't mean to let it go that far, I know sugah, I know!!

He is everythang and everythang revolves around him and mostly likely his PAPERWORKS, his MONIES, his Cheeze!!!

His Cake, his scratch, his scrilla, oh you damn show undastands what I am speakin on!! U gets it!!

You can't NEVAH, EVAH, EVAH let no MAN be your Bread and Buttah!

Even if he is you betta not let him know that ish! Cuz that's when they tends to ack a monkey, cut da buck, show theys ass and all other sorts of FUCKERY!

On erythang I loves, BE YOUR OWN WOMAN and in turn you shall be your own bread & buttah!

If not @ least try to PHUCK with a Neer that at least works for a Bakery ;-)!!! DAMN!!!

Pick Two.....

Look at the above and pick 2 out the 3.  I know many will say "Good Looking" and "Intelligent", but are you willing to accept a smart "Emotionally Unstable" dude or chick? Remember, Pretty is, as Pretty does, I'm just sayin.... Off top physical attractiveness is what may draw you in, but can/will it keep you?  It will if you're really, really into that sort of thing.  I think that's pretty shallow to think that your hazel eyes or Phatt Tail could hide your intellectual ineptness, bipolar personality...for very long.  We tend to overlook certain character flaws if other certain characteristics are really pronounced! (wink, wink)   Or you may go with "Intelligent" and "Emotionally Stable", but do you really want to cupcake with a EWOK??!! (I know a few of my guhls will say, If he's smart & UN-Crazy, Uhhhh YEAH!!)   I know, I know, choices, choices....

Choices, we all have them and WE all are forced to make them.  Personally, I don't really like a dude that's toooo cute! If he's in the mirror more than I, then Naw I'm cool!  Even one that "Thinks" he's cute is a turn-off!  I can be an emotional creature and I need a somewhat emotionally stable dude to understand that facet of me, NOW what I am not is unstable, so the emotional rollercoaters that come with having that type of mate, NAW I am NOT willing to ride, no matter how "GOOD" the ride may be, feel me?? 

So you take the time and view the triangle and see what 2 sides are you looking for, better Yet WHAT 2 sides are you offering....

...From the mind of a True Southern Belle.

The names change........

*********************************True Story Time!!*************************** I was in Bham for my Annual Sabbatical, Aight it was Classic Weekend '09, BHAM Stand UP!! When I say it went down and it Was Poppin!! Mannnn, I almost had to forward my mail!! AnyWHO! So my girls took me erywhere, and I mean erywhere!! After Ovah-Crackin I am sitting with my Moms' in Pell City (located what seems like about 15 mins from The Body Tap in The "A" once again I'm just sayin...) it's quite a drive, but I am reliving the past week telling her my tales about my Bham Expeditions!!

So, I tells her we went to "The Cozy Corner" and she just sorta starting staring into space and starts snapping her fangers and starts laughing, so I was like what's funny Ma! She was like GUHL, I used to to go to The Cozy! I'm like huh? Yep, when I was 18!! Me & your Grandma!! Now, ya'll I was like, NAW!! She said Grandma used to wear her hot pink, hot shorts up in there and dance all night to the Rockola!! When I say I almost passed out!

And then I started tell her the FIRST Hater!! Ole guhl that works there wit "Fanger Waves" Ms. Carol or Lucy or sumthin anotha! Momma said, "Is she STILL there??" I was like huh? That lady has to be OVAH 68 yrs old!! She said that my Grandma didn't like her tail NEITHER!!! I was like I guess it runs in the Fam, cause she don't like me Neither!!  So we are chopping it up and Momma is rolling on the floor asking is the food still good and I'm like Yes Ma'am!!

Just a reminder of No matter where you go, there you are!!  I thought I was doing something NEW and My Momma & My Granny had already been there, done that and was on to the NEXT!!

I guess it is true, the names change but the game is still the same and at the Same PLACE, No LESS!! AllReady!!!

I know I shouldna Left you, without a strong beat to step to...

Yeah, yeah, yeah I know!! Where you been Guhl? You ain't posted ISH!! I've been reading and re-reading yo old stuff!! HUMPH!!

OK, let me do a quick 2009 rundown on what I had crackin....

-I broke up with him (You know who), we got back together and broke up AGAIN!!
-I focused more on my spirit, I started back attending Bible Study and church on a regular (Got my seat back, uummm thank you and yes Imma need you to SLIDE Down, NAH!)
-I learned how to do the Cupid Shuffle (Now I need a bar of the MJ slide mess!!)
-I went to LONDON, TOKYO, Miami, Atlanta, NYC and BHAM & CRACKED OFF!! Yes Ma'am!!
-I cleaned and purged the closets (both of them), I donated, I prayed, I meditated!
-I got mad love from my girlfriends (As usual!!)
-I reconnected with my family in The "D"!!
-I went to B'ham for Magic City Classic and CLOWNEDIDIDIDDD!! Hey, Georgia May!!
-I met somebody at home, he turned out to be a CLOWN!! A cutey, but still a CLOWN!! BUT It's all LOVE!!
-I went backwards, I went forward, I got off the Emotional Roller coaster and Sat my HINDPART DOWN!!
-I fell out with my Blackberry and fell head ovah heels in love with the IPhone!!
-I started with them Dang Kettle bells and now I'm Feeling like I just got outta the Penitentiary, Yeah On SWOLE!! (U gone eat yo cornbread??!!)
-I grew tired of looking for him and let him find me.... and then I Exhaled!!!
-My baby came back home, and I am now a momma again you know, cooking, admonishing and the like, checkin in and out like a LIBERRY BOOK!! Lol!!
-I am in love with me (Never fell out of that)
-I am a master chef and seamstress (it's all in my mind like Mariah Carey)!!
-I met FaceBook and my whole life changed! It's like I imagined Crack would be, but more.
-I reconnected with my Bham fam!! Hey ya'll!! Now I always feel like I am at home! I can now slow down the pace and breathe!
-Yes, I am still in love with Stringer Bell and had a fall out with him (the old boo) about a tv character, yeah, insecurity AIN'T cute!!
-I remembered who I belonged to and let all that MESS GO!!
----All In all 2009 was FIYAH and I would do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!